Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Script by Max Steiner
Ambient field sounds. Heroic trumpeting call to arms. Sounds of drawbridges lowering. Hoof beats.
A lovely pastoral view of an open field flanked by two castles. Zoom in on the leftmost castle, see the door open and the Pie Knight (PK) exit the castle on his horse, heading for the field. Fast pan to a close up of the rightmost castle, which the Black Knight (BK) leaves also on his horse, also heading towards the field.
Hoof beats. Slightly comical charging music (PK theme).
The PK on his horse, lance at the ready.
Hoof beats. Intense, foreboding charging music (BK theme).
The BK on his horse, lance also at the ready.
PK on his horse.
|BK theme||BK on his horse.|
|PK theme||PK slipping off horse.|
|BK theme||Closer shot of BK on his horse.|
|PK theme||PK slips even more off his horse.|
|BK theme||Even closer shot of BK on his horse.|
|PK theme petering out. Thud sound effect.||PK falls of his horse, lays expressionless on the ground, still holding his lance.|
|BK theme||close up shot of BK on his horse|
|BK theme. "Shiiiing!" sound effect.||the two horses cross paths, BK's lance pierces nothing but empty air. The PK is not in this shot, as he has already fallen of his horse.|
|music stops. hoof beats. stabbing sound effect and "urk!" noise||Close up of BK looking confused. Suddenly, he seizes up.|
|ambient field sounds. gurgling.||PK is still lying on the ground, and BK has just impaled himself on PK's lance.|
Monday, September 22, 2008
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
And while I'm on the subject...
You know what's awesome? Fantasia, that's what's awesome:
I rest my case.
Monday, September 15, 2008
A priest walks into a bar and says: "I believe Jesus is my Lord and savior and I would like some communion wine." The bartender, being a man for conversation, says "Okay", and gives the priest the wine, and the priest leaves. Shortly thereafter, a Rabbi walks into the bar and says: "I believe the messiah has yet to come, and I would like some Manischewitz wine." The bartender gives the Rabbi his wine and the the Rabbi leaves. Shortly thereafter a whale enters the bar and says: "AAAAAaaawoooooooooOOOOOOooooooooooo."
Yes, that's the whole joke, and it's really the best warning I can give you about where things are heading.